Would you rather get run down by a lorry or sat on by a cow?

Question

Would you rather get run down by a lorry or sat on by a cow?

Answer 1

Hi

Well it would depend on how fast the lorry is travelling and how big the cow is , did you have a particular cow or lorry in mind ?

My Ex  is available for sitting on people , and I've got a toy lorry I could lend you. Personally I would choose the cow sitting on me , but hay I'm use it it now. ( well that was the one thing we did together aah Lisa those were good times :)

Answer 2

Personally I would try my best to avoid both scenarios, but if I had to choose then it would have to be the lorry - just imagine the headlines if you got sat on by a cow!

Answer 3

Sat on by a cow.

You could scare the cow into getting up.

Answer 4

Sat on by a cow.

At least you could ask her to MOOOOOOOve

But it may be UTTERLY painful.

Answer 5

having been hit by a lorry already i would choose the cow next....life is about experiences lol   then and only then will i be qaulified to choose a favourite!

Answer 6

Run down by a lorry being driven by a cow....fame at last!

Have a star for todays funniest question.

Answer 7

lorry quicker  rather than slowly crushed

Answer 8

no,...smothered by a d********x!

Answer 9

run down by cow

Answer 10

sat on by a cow more chance of surviving!!