Would you rather kiss a crocodile or a bear?

Question

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Answer 1

Crocodile at least you know up front what your really kissing. A bear looks all soft, warm and furry but is really a beast.

Answer 2

BEAR!  They are SO cute!

Answer 3

bare :-)

Answer 4

The crocodile. There is nothing worse than having hair everywhere in your mouth. Yeesh.

Answer 5

Depends, if you kiss the animal would it be a baby? would it rip off your head? well if it is a baby i'd kiss the bear, if it wouldn't rip off my head i'd kiss the bear, if they were adults i'd kiss the bear, but if they'd bite off my head i'd kiss the croc cuz all you have to do is keep its mouth shut and its really hard for them to open them so i could run away (but they run really fast compared to what ppl think)

Answer 6

Crocodile. They're cuter, in my opinion. Plus, with a bear you'd get a mouthful of fur - with a croc, you've just got nice smooth scales to kiss.

Of course, I wouldn't recommend kissing either of these animals, since both are quite likely to take your head off.

Answer 7

In other words, would I rather have a crocodile bite off my head or be slashed a live bear paw?

Tough choice! I guess the second, in case the crocodile only gets half of my neck the first time - that would be very slow and painful.

Answer 8

I would rather kiss you darling.lol