Would you rather park on a driveway or drive on a parkway?

Question

Would you rather park on a driveway or drive on a parkway?

Answer 1

or be low on a highway

Answer 2

I'd rather you not ask a question that has been asked 200,000 times before.

Answer 3

Neither!

Answer 4

c'mon, would you rather ask a real question or waste your time asking dumb questions? If you are in school then you would get the irony of your question but it really lacks substance. Try paying attention in school and stop wasting your time asking stupid questions online.

Answer 5

Note that this question makes even less of an impact outside the US!