Would you rather sky dive or take the plunge?

Question

would you rather sky dive naked with a sweaty bear strap to your back or swim two lengths in a pool full of whale sperm?

Answer 1

yea i agree with the first guy [=  jk. i would rather swim two lengths in a pool full of whale sperm. but normally i wouldnt have to do either. i wouldnt do the skydiving because....

1. its dangerous by itself(if it was normal skydiving i would do it though)

2. i dought a parachute would be able to be able to keep even a bear by itself in the air.

3. even if i did survive to the ground, the bear would kill me, if it didnt already kill me.

4. i would be naked and freeze. jk, but i would then have to go home naked.

Answer 2

How big is the bear, and how long is the pool?

Answer 3

one how the h**l am i going to get a bear to jump out of a plane and two i might be wrong but bears don't sweat and three WHALE SPERM what the h**l is wrong with you

Answer 4

You need a hobby.