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Would you say that being a baby is the only acceptable time...?

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to have thunder thighs and a double chin?

What are other things that babies (babbies) can get away with that we adults can not?

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  1. Babies and toddlers:

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    Naked in public

    No socks/shoes in public

    Grabbing their p***s

    Swearing

    Staring

    Talking to strangers

    Making random adults go down the slide and or on the swing

    Singing in public (with no tone)

    Pooping on the floor

    Peeing in visible areas/parks


  2. smacking people in the face  :)

    eating things off the floor

    pinching, biting

    those are some more I saw hadnt been added yet, lol.


  3. drooling (big time!!)

  4. i think being a baby is the only time in ones life that you are praised for farting... unless of course your male and in a fraternity...

    i think that a regular adult (not senile or medically incapable) should not get away with pooping in a diaper... or wearing a diaper for that matter

  5. Looking cute without teeth.

  6. Farting loudly

    having bed head

    laughing at something at an inappropriate time

    yelling in public

    sticking toes in their mouths

    eating with their hands

    having food on their faces

    falling asleep wherever/whenever they want (how nice would that be to crawl under your desk for a nap whenever you felt like it?!)

    playing naked in the back yard

  7. lol yes other things acceptable even adorable for them but not for us are: pooping their pants, farting loudly, crying loudly in public, staring at people, sucking their fists, interrupting conversations with their coos, expecting others to drop what theyre doing for them, and demanding each meal.

  8. A big round belly! My second has a big belly. She walks around with it sticking out. It's adorable on her, but on a grown person it would just look like a beer belly!

  9. Farting and then blaming it on mommy ;)


  10. going potty in their pants, farting, burping, dressing in ruffles and dinosoars plsaying with baby toys, everything!

  11. Screaming out of frustration as my 11 month old did waiting in line at Walmart.  Im not usually a walmart shopper, and I forgot why.  Today reminded me, waiting in line there is h**l!!  

    Grabbing my b***s in front of everyong, simply as a way of pulling herself up higher when I'm holding her.  

    Tugging for anyone's bling, be it a necklace, ring, earrings whatever.  If its sparkly and expensive she's all over it.  Can't imagine I wouldnt be shot if I tried that half as often as she does

    Pooping, farting, burping, spitting up anytime, anywhere, with no shame

  12. taking their clothes off any time they like.

    peeing and pooing on the new carpet

    deciding its playtime at 3 in the morning

    trying to scratch their bum while its covered in poo

  13. tantrums- toothless gums

    pooping on the floor ( and playing with it)

    dimpley butts

    old people can get away with most of these as well

    oh yeah my 17 month old has an obsession with his p***s and is always sticking his hands down his diaper  and i mean always- he pull it out and then he ends up peeing on the bed or floors

  14. Eating the newspaper...

    Puking on your shirt...

    Making bubbles in the bath water :)

    Dragging the kitten by her ear...though I've been tempted!

    Sucking on your toes...

  15. Boy, has this been a real eye opener!  No wonder I don't have many friends.  At least now I can blame some of the above mentioned things on my baby.

  16. You got great answers so far! lol

    Babies can get away with having new shoes every 3 months...while I wear the same sandals I bought 3 summers ago.

    Babies can get away with pulling up someones shirt and looking for their belly button (very embarrassing in public).

  17. spitting up all over them self and mom and then smiling real big:)

  18. Farting when they are really stinky

    Picking your nose in public


  19. Yes to all of the above.  I look at my daughter and think, I want to spend all day playing, napping, and eating what someone else made for me.  I guess we all had our chance.  

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