Would you sign a petition banning Dihydromonoxide?

Question

It's a chemical that is found everywhere. It's in our lakes, streams, and rivers. We bath in it, cook with it, it's in the soil. It's used in nuclear reactors, companys spew it from their stacks and drains. It's been linked to increased urination, wrinkling of the skin, and has caused death in some cases.

Dihydromonoxide can be further defined as Di (2), Hydro (hydrogen), monoxide (oxygen). H2O. It's water!! So, would you STILL sign the petition?

Answer 1

No, but if a pretty girl came to the door with it . . .

Answer 2

Sure thing, did you know that 100% of the people that drink this stuff die?

Answer 3

Old joke that still gets people worked up. I would have left out the second paragraph of your question to reel in more suckers.