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Would you slap the queen?

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For £1,000,000?

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  1. There are so many queens,  which one?


  2. Assuming that you mean Queen Elizabeth II, I would be very tempted to slap her for £1m. I would want to slap her on her bottom, but I would insist that first her security guards remove the titanium anti-bomb panties she wears. I would also want to perform the slapping using a wet haddock for her left bottom cheek and a yellow pogo stick for her right bottom cheek.

  3. no but i could do another thing ;)

  4. I would do it ten times, on each cheek. Then on her ***.

    Would i get 40 mill? Yes please.

  5. No

  6. I would do it for free. Looks like fun.

  7. Is that l.ike spanking the monkey?

  8. No. I don't relish getting shot at by her bodyguards or spending the rest of my life in jail...and you couldn't spend the money while locked up, right?

  9. no...I dont wanna TOUCH that old gal....icky...

  10. Goodness No, that would be like slapping my gramma..I'm scared of my gramma

  11. Truth be told,I would slap her for free.No charge.After the way she did Diana while she was living,and after she died,she needs to be slapped around.No wonder Charles is so screwed up!

  12. I'd do it for free!

    :D :D :D

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