Would you steal Hitler's wallet?

Question

Somehow you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Adolf Hitler's wallet. The theft will not effect his rise to power, the nature of WW2, or the Holocaust. There is no important identification in the wallet, but the act will cost Hitler forty dollars and completely ruin his evening. You don't need the money. The odds that you will be caught committing the crime are less than 2 percent. Do you do it?

Answer 1

Yeah i am a good pickpocket.

Answer 2

Yeah because the odds are technically 1percent or less lol

karma is a *****

Answer 3

haha this made me laugh.

yes i would, who wouldnt?

Answer 4

Of course I would! But, considering all of the money hitler had and used to finance the holocaust was discovered to be counterfeit money made by the jews in hopes of saving themselves and their families, I do not see how it would do any good.

I would rather act like i was really interested in him, take him home with me and tie him to my bed and chop off his genitals and pour hot wax down his throat.

Answer 5

Can't I hit him over the head with a sledge hammer too?

Answer 6

Yes, good souvenir.

Answer 7

i would hope to never get that close to him.

Answer 8

Oh yes. xD

Answer 9

NO, I wouldn't want his blood money!!!

Answer 10

I would steal it, take the money, take a big s**t in it and put it back in his pocket.

Answer 11

Is that $40 US or Deutsche marks?

Answer 12

Only a thief would steal a wallet.

Answer 13

Maybe.... Is he still alive?

JK

I'm not an idiot of coarse that monster is dead

I would steal his wallet if the chance of being caught would be 0%

$$$$$$$ here i come XD

Answer 14

Heh, what a question. No. I wouldn't. Hitler didn't believe what he was doing was wrong though he was killing tons of people, that sick minded monster, but that's not my reason. If it wouldn't do any good, why waste my time?  Maybe I would if it was leather....=D

Answer 15

h**l ya. I'd steal any thing if there was a 2% chance of getting caught.

Answer 16

No. The poor man is only a bloody painter and they dont make that much money.