Would you use my latest invention?

Question

It is an eye horn.

It is like a shoe horn but it is for putting your eyeball back in the socket when it accidentially pops out.

I'm sure those of you who have had to do this on your own, without my invention have had trouble with getting your eyelid stuck behind the eyeball when you pop it back in. Sort of like when you step into your shoe and the upper back of the heel gets stuck under your foot when you don't use a shoe horn.

I was thinking blue would be a good color.

Well?

Answer 1

Happy Halloween-Good eye- dea

Answer 2

This is a cute idea however, most people learn to do this adeptly themselves without the aid of a device. Also youare reaching a very limited market.

Answer 3

Sorry to say but you are a day late and millions of dollars short, this medical instrument has been around for over 80 years. Ir invented by a young optometrist for the removal in insertion of the eyeball so they could perform optic nerve surgeries.

Yo Can order these on line.

Answer 4

I pop mine out on purpose to see around corners.Pulling on the same side earlobe brings it back in with a slight squishy sound.

Answer 5

Uhh, why would my eyeball pop out in the first place?

Answer 6

No.

I would pay a lot however for any home dentistry inventions you may have.

Answer 7

Maybe you could sell it in a kit with a eye washer.  I think most medical stuff should be white or stainless steel.  the things I do for 2 points

Answer 8

It's never happened to me but I'd buy one just in case as long as didn't cost over £160 and it came in red.

Answer 9

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wtf?

Answer 10

In the event of the unthinkable happening, I'd be the first in the queue

Answer 11

i would totally use it....is there any chance you could make it like neon green tho so that i could find it with just my one good eye?

Answer 12

You should get a government contract for that device.  It could be mounted right next to the fire extinguisher, because you never know when someone's eyeball is going to pop out.