Would you vote for Chuck Norris if he ran for President?

Question

Would you vote for Chuck Norris if he ran for President?

Answer 1

h**l no. I don't want this or any country run by the bible.

Answer 2

Chuck Norris doesn't run for President.  He just shows up at the White House and says "I'm the President now," and it is so.

Answer 3

I wouldn't have to. Didn't you read freesince1776's answer? That's how it would go down.  

Answer 4

I hate to disappoint you but I have already pledged my vote to Cartman , his "Respect my Authority !' speech was very convincing.

Answer 5

Only If Caribou Barbie is his running mate.

I love her

Answer 6

I would cut people in line to vote for him over these other muppets.

Answer 7

Would his presidency be as awful as his acting?

Answer 8

He would have to roundhouse his opponent, which should not be a problem.

Answer 9

Yes, I would vote for Mr. Ed, the talking horse rather than another four years of the ruinous policies of the Bush/Cheney/McCain policies that have ruined the American economy.

A talking horse would be better than the other end of the horse, which is what we seem to have currently.

Answer 10

I might I would like to hear what he  stands for.

Answer 11

Dude, there is no evolution.  There is only a list of species that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris for President!

Answer 12

It wouldn't matter if I did.  Chuck Norris's vote is the only one that counts - it says so in the Constitution (really).

Answer 13

Only if he tapped Bruce Willis for Homeland Security and Jon Voight for VP.

Answer 14

no!!!!!