Wouldn't it be Super Duper to play with a Samurai's Sword?

Question

Wouldn't it be Super Duper to play with a Samurai's Sword?

Answer 1

i use one to butter my toast. cuz thats how i roll

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loooooooser!

Answer 2

It would be very exciting and I would love to show my moves

Answer 3

Why yes, it is Super Duper to play with a Samurai Sword.  I have one that was left to me by my father who got it when his Uncle died and his Uncle got it from a battlefield during WW2 in the South Pacific, it is an enlisted man's issued sword.  It is so effin sharp that just to run ones finger across the blade to test the keenness of the edge, one is likely to end up cut, I saw my dad do it when I was a kid.  Even and as common as this is a fantastic piece of art and as deadly as any gun.  Stop by sometime and I will let you play with 'it'.

Answer 4

i happen to keep one in my pants at all times. Would you like to play with it?

Answer 5

Wouldn't it also be super duper to chop a few fingers off?

Katana are not toys that you can play with. Even the cheap replicas can be harmful. Idiots "playing" with cheap replicas are the reason they were banned from the UK. Now, only real Japanese katana, which cost thousands of £s are allowed, but for practitioners of kendo, iaido, etc. and collectors only.

Answer 6

No. I enjoy having use of all of my appendages.

Answer 7

Yes it would! May I ask for a favor from you? Kill me in one slice because I took some Tylenol and had an allergic reaction and I want to die now!

Answer 8

I use them seriously, not play with them. They are quite costly, so you probably cannot afford one, if you did find one for sale. There are cheap copies, of course. Miyuki and Kyokin had ancestors who were samurai.

Answer 9

it would be hours of fun, id let friends pitch fruit to me as i slice a homerun.

Answer 10

I like playing with my boyfriend's pirate sword. It's so big and piratey. hehe

Answer 11

You should keep your oriental guy fetish to yourself.

Answer 12

Only if the Samurai was into that kind of thing I suppose

Answer 13

It would be Super Duper till said Samurai caught you playing with his sword.  That would be your ***.

What kind of playing did you have in mind?  Putting a pot on your head and running around the house yelling Bonzai!  ?  Or chopping criminals in half just to make sure the blade is sharp?

Answer 14

Nope! It's dangerous! You might hurt yourself or somebody if you mishandle the sword! Why not play the safer games or activities? It's more better than playing deadly weapons.

Answer 15

yes it would be.I just hope I don't accidentally give myself that vasectomy I need

Answer 16

I use mine to shave my legs...And to cut my potatoes...