JBL hates The Miz, so that'd make this scenario very interesting.
JBL gets pulled over for speeding and the cop who struts his stuff up to his car is The Miz. Yes, he's now Officer Miz. He's sees who he pulled over and he takes a minute and says,..
Miz:"..This is the TRUUUUUE story, of when The Miz gave JBL a moving violation!"
JBL: "What the h**l do you think you're doing, you slea-stacking red rooster idiotic reality TV show reject? I AM A WRESTLING GOD and I don't deserve this c**p! Who the h**l put you on the police force anyway, that idiot Mahoney from Police Academy!??!?"
Miz: "Now JBL, you broke the law, now you can be good, you can be bad,,.. but there's nothing like The Miz kicking your as@ if you don't sign this ticket! HORRAHHH!!
JBL: "You giant piece of c**p!" "You stupid little moron!" "I AM A WRESTLING GOD!"
*JBL gets out of his car and attempts to give The Miz a Clotheline from h**l, The Miz ducks it and kicks JBL in the balls, sprays him in the eyes with pepper spray, and gives him a Mizard of OZ on the road and screams HOORRAAHHH! in his face while handcuffing his hands behind his back and reading his rights and then taking his as@ into the back of the squad car, plays his Miz theme music loud all the while to the police station while saying "The Miz just apprehended his first criminal! Horraah! The chics dig me and I just took down JBL's as@! HOORRAAHH!! HORRAHH!! while JBL is forced to listen to this because his hands are handcuffed behind his back. Once they arrive at the police station and Miz takes JBL out of the police car, JBL tries to kick The Miz, so The Miz once again gives JBL another Mizard of Oz on the pavement and screams HORRAHH! in his face once again.*
Wouldn't that be so f#cking awesome if that happened between JBL and The Miz? I'd be ROTFL if that happened!
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