Wouldn't it be funny?

Question

If one day we found out that one of the regulars in Yahoo Answers NASCAR section was actually a real cup driver. Like for example, "Black Holes Make Me Hot" was really Kenny Wallace, or Tbone was really Dale Jarrett, etc. Something they do in their trailers to pass the time between testing and races.

Answer 1

You got me, I am really JJ Yeley

Kidding, that would be cool.

Answer 2

You got me, I'm really Ingrid Gordon. I'm on here to keep people from saying Jeff is g*y.

Just kidding. I do wish I looked like her. Then I'd be really hot. I guess the being rich part would be cool too.

Answer 3

Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut.....yea....that would be....funny....

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Answer 4

I'm secretly Kenny Wallace!!! Shhhhhh dont tell ;-)

Answer 5

i think that sportsguy who laughed is som1

Answer 6

That would be awesome, but we know it wouldn't be Kenny Wallace. He wouldn't be able to spell out that horrendous machine gun laugh of his. Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut I guess is how you would spell it. Just kidding Kenny, you know we love you. But seriously, if you are listening Kenny, you need to pull Rusty aside and break the bad news to him about Steven. We all see it, even you.

Answer 7

Yes, I guess it would be, everyone needs pass the time somehow.

By the way, if any one of you guys are looking for a driver (Hendrick, Gibbs, I'm talking to you), I'm you guy! Just e-mail me.

Answer 8

Wouldn't it be Funny If Dale Jr was on here and saw everyone who was dissing him!!!!!!

Go Dale Jr #88

Answer 9

duh!!! usually, things in the media are false and that's just what it comes down to sometimes, i'm not going there, bud. i'm still not a very big fan of these things. I can't stand to answer'em, they suck.

;-)

Answer 10

yeah that would be funny. and, and, and, what if we had guys in here that actually have built a race car and, and, and have contributed to the advancement of certain developmental processes in the automotive industry, and I... I mean they shouldn't be ashamed that they come here because of all their personal problems and, I... I mean they might not be so mean after all, and they even answer the dumb questions. I agree. That would be funny. Sometimes I wonder if Kyle Busch and his girlfriend "tip a few" and come in here and make up questions about Junior, just so that they could get their jollys. Are we having funn yet?

Answer 11

haha dude thad crack me up. haha

Answer 12

So that's why Tbone is always on here, he never makes the show! lol jk.

Answer 13

Ok, ok I'll admit I'm really Jeremy Mayfield. It's not like I'm driving a race car lately.

Answer 14

Hehe! Especially if they pretended to hate a driver and it was really them, lol!

Answer 15

that would be kind of neat. Maybe they would send out some free race tickets or autographs to their biggest fans.  If its true and Kasey Kahne is in here --I love (lust) you, we need to set up a private autograph session when you come to Talladega.

Answer 16

That would be funny, haha

Answer 17

That would be funny.  I remember we had a Joey Lagano on the forum after Joey debuted in Nationwide.  Funny because a question was asked on the forum "what would you do if a cup driver came on this forum and how would you know."  His answer was something like how do you not know one is already here try [e-mail].

You never know, I could be Chrissy Wallace and you actually look like and could be Jamie Mcmurray.

Answer 18

No one has shown enough knowledge to be an insider here other than the insiders at troll-r-us.

Answer 19

That would be cool...they are online playing the race games so why not answers...I'd probably c**p if we found out there is a driver here!  I'd have to pick Tom P. Ya just never know!  =o`)

Answer 20

It's true, I'm really Jeff Green.