Wouldnt it be nice to have a report button in real life?

Question

when someone says something stupid, hit the report button...and the ground opens up and swallows them whole?

Answer 1

It's called the Cobalt Bomb, AKA the Doomsday Device.

Because that would be mutually assured destruction. The fundies would do it and think they're off the heaven, and the atheists would be pressing the button for them, but the fundies would be annihalating them too... total end of Humanity.

Come to think of it - that may not be such a bad thing for Earth. Bring on Planet of the Apes, I say!!!

Answer 2

Yeah - I agree! However I think we have all said stupid things in our lives ~ that would be one crowded hole in the ground!

Answer 3

We could eliminate the ignorance of fundamentalism from this world in short order.

Answer 4

I wouldn't use it.  

Answer 5

I thought that's what shotguns and 911 were for.

Answer 6

LOL or they fall out of a "trap window"  

Answer 7

As Emperor, I do have one.  It's quite fun.

Answer 8

You need to hit the stop button on that cloning machine! And I have my own button I like to hit!! LOL

Answer 9

Excellent point.  I'll have to follow through with that.

Answer 10

We could just walk around giving out signs.

"Here's your sign" *chuckle*

Answer 11

You weren't supposed to talk about that button.   It's not ready to be revealed yet.  shhhh.

Answer 12

It's like the easy button from Staples....

...only it murders everyone.

Answer 13

That would be spectacular.  That, and/or an Ignore button.  "Alicia, I think that you're a total --" *click*  ahhh... silence.

Answer 14

yes, that would be the best!

Answer 15

There'd be none one left in my office but me.....Oh I would like that.....

Answer 16

Freedom of speech means freedom to be an idiot, too.

No report button for me.  ; )

Answer 17

Who would then save us from the wrath of report monkeys?  

Answer 18

I'll drink to that!