Write me a funny resignation letter. I am quitting today!?

Question

Putting up with the hatefullness and negativity in the office is something I can no longer do. I would love a super sarcastic, funny semi immature letter... Thanks!

Answer 1

To:

Allow this letter to serve as my resignation from my position. Today is my last day.  Thanks for the paychecks. You can send my last check to (address)

Answer 2

Somewhere in it write " here is my notice, notice I will not be here anymore from____" (whatever date)

Answer 3

Sup Freak human resources dudes

  I'm giving this letter too you today to tell you that im finally out of this sh_t hole so s***w you because i'll be resignin and that you people are c_nts and you will never be able to change and even if you do you'll just end up being even bigger c_nts. This place has given me the impression and feeling of nothing but sh_t. I've had enougth of you and you pack of c_nts pi_ _ing me off everysingle day so f_ck that. Best wishes of you and your pack having to l**k this place forever and i hope you you people will never find any better jobs! Well, this will be the end of the letter i hope you enjoyed it. O yea, you better not forget my pays!!

                                                                     c**p Wishes

                                                                      (name)

Answer 4

I'd really suggest not burning any bridges by writing an immature resignation letter. You never know whose help you may need in the future! If you insist, however, go with a professional tone with sarcasm thrown it. For instance:

Dear Inhuman Resources,

Effective today, I will no longer be a slave to this company. While I will certainly miss all the backstabbing, jealousy, office politics, and drama that I encounter each day, I must move on to better things. The experience I have gained here will likely be of no help to me in the future, and so I thank you for wasting X months of my time . . .

And so on. Good luck with your new job!