Write me a poem about being itchy. Best poem gets 10 pts!?

Question

Write me a poem about being itchy. Best poem gets 10 pts!?

Answer 1

Im itchy.

Down my body.

Everywhere it itches.

Kinda scary.

Its red and bumpy.

Moist and lumpy.

Now its bleeding.

And more of the burning.

I wish I wasn't so d**n clumsy.

Cause I fell in poison ivy.

Answer 2

aarrgh!  that itch!

it's a *****, that itch

crawling, scitching, burning, scream - aarrgh!

(almost as insistent as a bee sting)

that itch, that . . .

ahhh

ahh

ah

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h

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better than s*x

Answer 3

it crept up my spine,

and down my chest,

i tried to scratch,

i did my best.

but my best didn't cut it,

and now i have this itch.

this unscratchable thing,

is really a *****.

haha there ya go

Answer 4

The itch that didn;t go away.

It was like a spark.

Before I knew it it was all over.

Everywhere.

Sooner then I knew it had grown... that's it.

The itch was here and it was too late.

Answer 5

After I scratched my arm,

I had to scratched my hand,

And after that was satisfied,

My calf cried for attention and

My back where I couldn't reach it

Would have loved a little scrutch,

So I did my best by swatting at

A place I could not touch.

And when that went I found the arch

On the bottom of my foot

Itched like seven devils,

But I couldn't undo my boot,

I swore that never again

Would I go near poison oak.

I don't mind watching someone itch,

But for me it is no joke.