Written on a bathroom stall....10 points if you make me laugh?

Question

In a bar bathroom:

Free peanuts

Needless to say , I gagged.

What writings have you come across while braving public restrooms?

Answer 1

Please don't eat the urinal cakes

Answer 2

I saw a writing that said "Bad spellers untie!".  

Answer 3

In the days of old when the knights were bold

And toilets were not invented

They dropped their load upon the road

And went off quite contented.

Here I sit,

Broken hearted

Tried to ****,

But only farted

Later on I

Took a chance,

Tried to f**t

But **** my pants.

Answer 4

dont look down you have been warned

hehehe

Answer 5

watch out (i missed the hole)

Answer 6

haha this question is a good one.

how bout not what is written, but what you seen, and in that case, you noticed a big fat, juicy booger, just smeared all over the bathroom wall.... haha, like you didn't see the roll of toilet paper, right there for you to use.  

Answer 7

On the ceiling above the toilet seat.

Your **** must feel real good if your looking up here.

Answer 8

Somebody wrote: Preps must die

Then some dork wrote: We will never

Someone wrote: Eat c**p you d*** B**** mother F*****

Then someone wrote: My c**p doesn't taste good

If you spinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

Answer 9

Beam me up Scotty it stinks in here.

I went to the fair to get a watch for my wife… I though it was a fair trade.

Answer 10

Viewer discretion is advised.

;)

Answer 11

the good old "follow this line" routine that ends with you pissing on your mates  shoe when you're drunk

Answer 12

" just think, where your sitting, a thousand butts have been,

do you feel luck???"

i thought it was funny

Answer 13

2 words...glory hole.

=]

Answer 14

whats the difference between a l***o and walrus? one has a mustache and eats fish and the other is a walrus

Answer 15

Open up and say awwww Now smile for the camera...It makes you look around

Answer 16

On a mens toliet above the urinals - Stop reading the walls for jokes, the joke is in your hand!

Answer 17

here i sit broken hearted

paid a quarter to S**t

and only farted

Answer 18

slippery when wet