YAMmers Sdn Bhd.....do you have what it takes to be....???

Question

YAMmers Sdn Bhd is looking for suitable candidate to fill up these vacancies:-

who do you think is the most suitable candidate?!...

ehehehe...

BENEFITS includes-

*No salary but service 'points' will be given to every single task when given.

* Full-time and work on irregular times and must be able to handle craps & nonsense while working.

* Fun personality with good sense of humour

* Clones & Trolls are advised not to apply.

* Must be able to curse & swear to unhappy customers who likes to complain & whines

So DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?? APPLY NOW!

Shareholders-

1)

2)

General Manager-

1)

Director of Sales & Marketing-

1)

Sales & Marketing Manager-

1)

Public Relation Manager-

1)

Asst. Public Relation Manager-

1)

Company Secretary-

1)

Accounts & Auditor-

1)

2)

Clerks-

1)

2)

Sales Executives-

1)

2)

3)

4)

Answer 1

Oooo, I see. So this is what's happening inside here...

Ok... whatever it is, you must represent us in whacking those who are nasty in YA!M like yesterday. So canggih ! Wow when you marah... I takut sampai terkencing. I salute you !

Answer 2

Can I apply for pencuci tandas?

Answer 3

Shareholders-

1)all yammers

2)all yammers' klon(the only which recognize by all yammers)

General Manager-

1)every week change begins with Alisya and Zeeda as the last one. *klon cannot

Director of Sales & Marketing-

1)myra

Sales & Marketing Manager-

1)yaya

Public Relation Manager-

1)jedi

Asst. Public Relation Manager-

1)yuan-yuan

Company Secretary-

1)bean

Accounts & Auditor-

1)bobo

2)stranger on a bus

Clerks-

1)kiki lala

2)garishalus

Sales Executives-

1)gabby

2)bo_$$

3)gigi

4)silenth

  

Answer 4

Lol! You Prince Bean are really incorrigible!!

On 2nd thought, maybe he could be the assistant so that I could bash him in the head every so often, lol lol

Answer 5

What la bean.. i,m good at using calculator and window dressing the accounts haha.. i wanna be the accountant.

haha.. thanks gindy.. i,m  working in the same dept with stanger on a bus..i like..

Answer 6

Why don't have position for tea lady? i want to apply. my tea tarik and kopi o very nice.

Answer 7

im only 5'7".. can i apply for this job???

PEACE =D

Answer 8

Shareholders-

1) - All Yammers

2) - Plus their families

General Manager-

1) -  Mr Krab

Director of Sales & Marketing-

1) - Gindy

Sales & Marketing Manager-

1) - Kiki Lala

Public Relation Manager-

1) - Jedi

Asst. Public Relation Manager-

1) - Yuanyuan

Company Secretary-

1) - Blackberrylicious

Accounts & Auditor-

1) - Bo$$

2) - Azayi1

Clerks-

1) - GarisHalus

2) - TheBear

Sales Executives-

1) - Gabby

2) - Duan Ketam

3) - Mr Bobo

4) - Me (not me..!)

Answer 9

Is this for real??!!

Dear me, I don't mind applying for the position of Public Relations Manager because I can then lead them in their YAMming.

;p

Answer 10

Let's see

Shareholders-

1) Gindy

2) Prince Bean

General Manager-

1) bobo

Director of Sales & Marketing-

1) cactuar

Sales & Marketing Manager-

1) Station One

Public Relation Manager-

1) butterfly

Asst. Public Relation Manager-

1) Jeffy

Company Secretary-

1) Zeeda

Accounts & Auditor-

1) yaya --> she can tell you how much is Gindy's properties are worth

2) ItsShowTime

Clerks-

1) Jedi Sapien

2) Me (not me as in "I" but the person named Me)

Sales Executives-

1) loyal playboy

2) kiki lala --> pls don't promote Gindy

3) sensei rabbitto

4) man

Answer 11

Oh no ! I'm a clone,,d**n it,  

but I'll entertain your guest on grand opening ceremony  Its Show Time !!!!