Ye gads!!!!! A man was wondering why the waiter dropped hid tea and ran. Did anybody know this was possible?

Question

He went to the doctor to see why his nose kept bleeding every so often, and come to find out a leach had been living in his nasel passage for three weeks!

Answer 1

You're not making any sense.

Answer 2

I am confused by this question.  And, leeches are not so bad, just trying to make a living like anyone else.  But, why are we discussing leeches?  Whatever you are smoking, it is impolite to not share.

Edit:  OH!  I DID see that story.  Oh, ladyfriend, you should SEE what critters live within the human body.  It was that six-eight inch long fluke (like a muscular snail slug the size of a small trout) that frequently . . . yes . . . frequently lives in people's bowels, is what grosses me out most about some of the more disgusting "symbiotic" relationships we humans are in with other usually slimy ugly disgusting nauseating lifeforms.  As a nurse assisting in autopsy and high colonics, I just about passed out the first time I saw one of those suckers swimming around in someone's bowels.  I have even worse stories.  Being a nurse is extremely challenging emotionally.  I got tough enough for leeches up people's noses, attached to children's testicles ( I don't know why, but that one really disturbed me, that and bloated ticks on little boy's genitals.  Can you imagine how the little guys felt?), gerbils and lightbulbs up rectums, umbrellas through eyes and brains and the kid is still laughing and horsing around in the ER type billion-in-one ways active children can horrify people accidently.  But, by FAR, the worst of all was once long ago in Japan after the Korean War.  I saw something so far beyond gross that it is unbearable to hear.  I actually told an attacker, a violent mental patient in a hospital once what I had seen, knowing full well what the effect would be.   He was about to rap a metal pipe around my head and we were too far from others for their support. There are procedures for deescalating such terrible moments but there wasn't any time.  I shouted out to him what I had seen in Japan as a child to shock him, disarm him, and the awfulness of the three sentences caused him to faint on the spot.  It's a most excellent secret weapon, those three sentences.

Answer 3

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