Yearbook help?

Question

i wanna have a cool signature that people will remember...and...i want a funny/original quote/saying to write in peoples yearbooks (nothing like 'h.a.g.s.' or 'i signed ur crack' PLZ)

Answer 1

Be careful of your thoughts,

for they become your words.

Be careful of your words,

for they become your actions.

Be careful of your actions,

for they become your habits.

Be careful of your habits,

for they become your character.

Be careful of your character,

for your character becomes your

destiny.

Answer 2

i had a friend put in my yearbook was

Books

Before

Boys

Because

Boys

Bring

Babies

idk why they put it because im not that kinda girl at all so idk

Answer 3

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? B@stards. B@stard-coated b@stards with b@stard filling; but I don't find them half as annoying as I find naïve, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

or

And you, you neurotic, one-woman freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist, because if you are so stupid to confront the chief of medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just gotta go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

or

All little girls should be told they are pretty even you.

or

d**n girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos d**n it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

How was Heaven when you left it?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Inner Beauty won't get you laid.

I signed this time, but next time knock first. If I don't answer then that's the signal to go s***w yourself.

We is Friends.

You laugh, I laugh

you cry, I cry

You hurt, I hurt

You jump off a bridge

I'm gonna miss you.

I went to go pick you a flower but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head. So i killed it and got you this piece of grass instead.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't control it.

I need you like a fat kid needs his cake.

Don't tell anybody, but I went to the washroom and forgot to wash my hands. Then I remembered and now I'm signed your yearbook. Sorry if it smells funny.