Yesterday I ate a really smelly egg, will this alter my judgement of the speed that boats travel?

Question

Yesterday I ate a really smelly egg, will this alter my judgement of the speed that boats travel?

Answer 1

Current scientific thinking is that it alters the frontal lobe and schizverital cortex along with the brain chemical hoosaflichen, which in turn impedes your judgement  for the method and angle of kicking seeds out of  watermelons, pulling legs off of spiders, AND the ever popular speed with which boats travel.  Be mindful that another horrendous yet comical side effect is the deadly "stinkus fartus".  Happy motoring!

Answer 2

You took a bite and it was smelly and then you continued eating it???

Answer 3

... ... ... No?

Answer 4

Of course it will. I thought that was common knowledge!

Answer 5

LOL....well if you're actually in the boat that's in the water, that actually might enhance your perception if the water also smells like a smelly egg ;-)