Yo Mama Jokeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Question

Here's a Yo Mama Joke that I made up... I hope you like it

Yo mama so stupid, when the box said to heat the food for 45 - 60 seconds, she couldn't, cuz there was no dash on the microwave.

Also, if this is an existing joke, I apologize. I haven't heard of one like this before.

Answer 1

i like it....who inspire you??? haha

Answer 2

That was an okay joke.  A true yo mama joke should,"burn."  My son told me this one: "Yo mama is so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch."

Answer 3

ilikeit. ha

Answer 4

your mammas so stupid she stuck four batteries up her but and sang ' i got the power'

you mamas so fat she steped on the scale, turned to the doctor and said, ' i hope thats my telephone number'

your mamas so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt people yell, 'taxi'

your mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

Answer 5

A little long for a Yo Mamma

Answer 6

yo mama's teeth are soooo yellow,  I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!!!

Answer 7

Your momma's so fat when she runs outside in a Red dress, all the kids yell "Kool-Aid" and chase her down the street.

Answer 8

yo mama's so dumb she studied for a blood test!!!

yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!!

yo mama's so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!!