Yo Momma Jokes...!!!!!

Question

what is the funniest "Yo Momma" joke have you ever heard?

Answer 1

yo mamma is so fat that olympic runners tried to run a marathon around her but couldnt

Answer 2

yo mama is so fat, it takes 3 trains and a buss to get on her good side

Answer 3

your mamas so old she was in sunday school with jesus.

your mamas so old when god said "let there be light' she flipped the switch.

Answer 4

Yo mamma's so fat she walked in front of the T.V. and i missed two episodes. ahah.

Answer 5

Yo Momma's so fat her nickname is "d**n!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she tried to alphabetize Skittles

^_^

Answer 6

Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.

Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.

Your moma got more crack than Harlem.

Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.

Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.

Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Answer 7

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

LOL

Answer 8

yo momma's so fat when she went up in space everyone said look a second sun

Answer 9

Yo mama is so fat she made the band skip..

Not that funny,but it's the only one I could think of.

Answer 10

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.  

Answer 11

yo mama is so d**n ugly the theripist makes her lay face down on the sofa!