Yo mama so fat that ....... ( complete the sentence).?

Question

Yo Mama Jokes:

Yo mama so that .......

complete the joke 11 points for the best answer.

Answer 1

she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

she sat on a dollar and made change

she wore bright yellow and everyone thought she was the sun

Answer 2

i cant believe she's not butter...

Answer 3

she got stuck in the grand canyon

shee puts mayonaise on he asprin

Answer 4

when she steps on the weighting scale it says:one at a time please!

Answer 5

Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

Answer 6

She sat on the curb and made a driveway.

Answer 7

Yo mamma so fat that when she went into the ocean, all the whales gathered around her and sang:

"We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"

:)

Answer 8

she put mayo on her asprin

Yo momma's head so fat she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls

Yo momma's so big when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white

Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show

Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky

Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children

Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall

Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week

Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor

Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop

Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people say I didn't know we had mountains

Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be ight he told her to move her fat a** out of the way

Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next to each other and make the number 10

Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ

Answer 9

You have to grease a doorway and dangle a Twinky above it for her to get through.  

Answer 10

yo mama's so fat that:...

1.when she fell down, i couldnt laugh but the floor was cracking up

2.when i tried to walk around her, i got lost

3.NASA sent a sattelite to orbit her

4.her shadow weighs 42lb

5.the government gave her her own zip code

6.she has to buy 62 tickets to go to a movie in a movie theater

7.if u kicked her it'd take 6 hours b4 she'd notice

8.when a train crashed into her, she didnt even move

9.when she stepped on the scale, it showed "to be continued"

10.McDonalds banned her for eating too much

Yo mamas so dumb that:..

1. she returned a puzzle cause she thought it was broken

2. she stuck a battery up her @$$ and said "i got the power"

3. she sat on the TV and watched the couch

4. in a hurdles race, she thrwe aside every hurdle on the way

5. after she read the little red riding hood, she hired bodyguards for you

Answer 11

she jumped in the air and got stuck

Answer 12

yo mama's so fat that when she passes the window You loose 4 day's of sunlight.

Answer 13

yo mama so fat she made Jabba the Hut say "DAMNNNN!!"

yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a Maxipad

yo mama so fat every time her cell goes off people think she is backing up

yo mama so ugly when she enters a ugly contest they say sorry no professionals allowed

yo mama so fat she has her own orbit

yo mama so ugly yo daddy takes her to work to avoid kissing her goodbye