Yo momma revisited~?

Question

What are your best "Yo momma" jokes?

Mine? OK. Here I go:

Yo momma so stupid , she thought Shirlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo momma like hungry hungry hippos/Always after those white balls

Yo momma like KFC. once u’ve eaten the thigh and the breast, u’ves always got a greasy box to put your bone into!

Yo momma so fat , she put a tv in her bellybutton for Halloween and went as a Teletubbie

Yo mommas so crosseyed-ed , the b*****s tears fall down her back

Yo mommas a stripper at Quiznos

Answer 1

your mommas so fat her belt size is the equator

your mommas so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Answer 2

Yo momma is so stupid, she stuck a phone up her butt and thought i was a booty call...LOL

Answer 3

Your mom is so stupid when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said "Oh Yay! It comes with cable!"