You've decided to take John Daly under your wing,now what?

Question

You've decided to take John Daly under your wing,now what?

Answer 1

Get him thru rehab, strap him on the wagon and then take him under your wing.

Answer 2

Take him out for a game of golf. Then convince the PGA to change the prizes to alcohol and casino credits. John would win everything. And would someone convince him he cannot sing. He should do a duet with Russell Crowe.

Answer 3

You take him to Hooters for Wings and Beer :-)

Answer 4

Ok if you want to be serious, you dont have to get him into rehab like everyone says, you need to get him to show up for his tee times.  Then, tell him that if he makes the cut, you will buy him a steak dinner.  Then, once he makes the cut, tell hime you will take him to his favorite place if he places in the top ten.  Finally, teach him how to concentrate and have patient with his game.  He is a great player, he just gets bored.  

Nonserious-  Sign to be his caddy, slip in a flask and a cartoon of cigs, when he makes a bogie, give him a cig, when he makes a birdie, give him a swig, tell him that Tiger challenged him to a golf match after the Tourny for free hooters and that his real round is just practice for later.  

Also, have him party with Sergio, he might learn a few things about how to hit an iron correctly.

Answer 5

Tap that keg and pull out those greasy burgers!  The mans a joke with all the talent he has he choses to drink it all away.. He's a loser!

Answer 6

Get him into rehab. He could room next door to Brittney Spears.

Answer 7

Contact Barnum & Bailey. They've got a fork big enough to stick in him.