You ever hear that story about the Professor?

Question

how every year he taught his students to be atheist and he would say if god exist he will make this chalk not break. and then the one kid stands up and says i still believe. and when the professor drops it it like rolls down his pants etc. and doesn't break. Then the professor runs out crying for his mom.

If you were that professor what would you do.

I would personally pick it up and then throw it at the kid not only breaking the chalk but his skull and then i would say god meant for me to break your skull he has a plan.

Answer 1

Yeah...I think snopes.com

If I were the professor I guess I'd be not existing.

Answer 2

no, you obviously made this up so how could I have heard of it?

you sound as angry as your picture looks

Answer 3

If I was a betting man...which I am...I would bet you throw like a girl...and still wouldn't break the chalk.

Answer 4

MY OH MY.

We have not been taking our angry medication, have we???

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Answer 5

belief depends upon the individual and we will have to accept and hon our their indipendent views.  

Answer 6

If I were the professor I would have force fed him the chalk

Answer 7

It's a silly urban legend...google "snopes"

Answer 8

Then I would say... "It was God's will that I stand up for my beliefs.  The fact that you have dented my skull proves to me you really need God in your life."  that would irk him, I'm sure.

Were I Christian, that is. It's hard not to be spiteful when chalk hits you on the head at a high velocity.