You females are pretty funny at time...why is it?

Question

you females always seem to feel the need to want to tell your guy he's not satisfying you in the bedroom?(like you are doing men a favor)

have you ever thought for one second that you are probably terrible in bed, so he's probably thinking "oh well" "If I tell her I'd crush her feelings big time"

have you ever tried anything other than laying there like a bump on a log waiting on him to do every single thing under the sun to please your lazy a$$e$?

How about ladies look in the mirror first. Most of the time us guys have been with women who were 3x's better in the sack , but we chose you over that still.

stop complaining and up your game.

Answer 1

You should try Viagra.  

Answer 2

Wow....someone needs to get laid.  Relieve some of that built up pressure.  

Edit:  Oh don't worry, I am PLENTY taken care of by my spouse and he has no issues with pleasing me.  I walk away smiling and satisfied every time....that is if I can walk.

And by the way, what kind of women have you been with that only lay there like a log?  You did check for a pulse and breathing didn't you?  Or are you a closet necropheliac?

Answer 3

I have no worries in this department (FLEX)....

But, there are men and women who do not know how to get it on. It does not mean that their partner is the reason for lack of skills in the love making department!

Answer 4

Wow, who p*ssed in your cornflakes today?  My man ALWAYS pleases me in bed.....no complaints here.

Answer 5

yet another keeper!  

see...I tend to respond best to a man (not boy) who is as interested in my experience and enjoyment as he is in his own...as a matter of fact- I married him!

"up your game"...wow...and they say all the good ones are taken

Answer 6

very well said...i have to add as well, for the most part, we don't really care if you're happy as our girlfriends are plenty happy.  we only do it with you because if we don't you'll accuse us of having a girlfriend.

Answer 7

Wow. Bad experience huh? Maybe you should send this rant to the person who ruined your sexual experience rather than aiming it at all females in general. Just a thought.  

Answer 8

Nice rant, I agree with ya. I wouldnt ever tell a man that, even if he was terrible in bed, I only give suggestions when asked.

I also never knock the size of their member. That's as bad as my bf telling me I looked fat...its only meant to hurt feelings.

Answer 9

my husband makes me o****m evrytime just do 69 or get her to play with herself when she is on top or in reverse cowgirl. its easy enough

Answer 10

I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEM IN THAT AREA.. IT IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.. IS ALL I CAN SAY.

Answer 11

thanks for the advice.  i shall go home and strip down first thing and see if that makes my man happy

Answer 12

If shes lying there like a bump on a log obviously hes NOT pleasing her, come on its so obvious that hes boring her.  

Answer 13

Jeez, TIY you are pretty mean.  I can't believe you have all them best answers.  You must think pretty highly of your self when it comes to that department, but you are probably the only one who is like that.

Answer 14

i can see many women have complained about you, you're so jaded, poor guy

dont worry, some men get better, some just naturally suck in bed

Answer 15

If you seem to keep hearing women complain about not being satisfied, maybe its just the women around YOU that are saying that.

Answer 16

"Those" women need to realize that s*x is a full contact sport, not a spectator sport.  

My best advice for women is to find out what you like and do it...then figure out a way to work your partner into your pleasure routine.  When it becomes one sided, then it gets frustrating.  

However, there are some people who are just incapable of good s*x... just like some people can't carry a tune (tone deaf) or can't dance (no rhythm)...there are people who just are no good in bed.  

Thanks for the 2 pts.. an interesting P.O.V. and oh too true for far too many....