You heard it here first..?

Question

mcgregor rolls the ball to papac,

papac plays the ball into midfield where it is picked up by davis

davis pushes the ball into the path of mendes

mendes picks up the ball ,heads towards the celtic penalty box.

spots novo out of the corner of his eye.

plays a 1-2 with the spanaird .mendes burst into the celtic box .

and whoooooosh fires the ball past boruc to make it 3-0 to rangers,

and even the celtic fans give him a standing ovation.

the game is over, the teams are leaving the pitch,when wee shaun malarkey shakes pedro mendes hand and says" mr mendes i have admired you from afar in engurland, can i have your autograph,please"

pedro being the gentleman ,obliged and they lived happily everafter..

Answer 1

its good to dream!

Answer 2

I was with you right up to the 3-0 bit, but how many did we score in the second half ?

Answer 3

Shaun Maloney and McGeady will make mendes look like a pub team player....

he wasn't that hot today was he?

Answer 4

Don't know what is more unbelievable Rangers leading 3-0 or the Celtic fans applauding a Rangers goal.

Answer 5

Hey Struthie stop taking those magic mushrooms Hahahaha!!!!

Rangers were magic today............NOT Chihuahua!!!!

Answer 6

haha love it.

mendes will run them ragged next week.

novo will score the first and miller will get a double.

Answer 7

pass that round ,big man . had the same stone the other night.but a hope yer right.

Answer 8

lol..liked that one...:-)..mendes for player of the year..:-)

Answer 9

tell ye whit it's nice to dream,but summit tells me you have'nt woke up yet.

3-0 the gers hahaha

a thought that was one of your better jokes

  

Answer 10

your on the waccy baccy early tonight mr struth

Answer 11

can you really see into the future that was good }

Answer 12

you sleepwalking again struthy.would be a perfect if carlsberg did old firm games for you but sorry mate,its not to be.