You know any funny quotes?

Question

What is a funny quote from a movie you've seen?

Answer 1

Young Frankenstein:

Igor: "You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban"

Dr. Frankenstein: "d**n your eyes!"

Igor: "Too late!!"

Igor: "Abby...something..."

Dr. Frankenstein: "Abby...who, exactly?"

Igor: "Abby...Normal..."

It's such a funny movie...there's more, but I could do this all day, with pretty much the entire movie script!

Answer 2

" you're terrible Muriel "

- Muriel's Wedding.

Answer 3

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." - Animal House

Answer 4

Mean Girls:

"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

Answer 5

say hello to my lil' friend

Answer 6

"We got no food, no jobs... our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!" - Dumb and Dumber

"No she gets a special cologne... It's called s*x Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yup, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good." - Anchorman

"It stinks like s*x in here." - Supertroopers

...i can go on for days. :)

Answer 7

"i got two words for ya, shake and bake!"-ricky bobby

Answer 8

Napolean Dynamite's brother Kip says "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."  I laughed till I cried.

Deb says "I'm trying to earn money for college"

Kip retorts (as IF it was an insult)  "Your mom goes to college"

Deb runs off crying (as IF)

This was from the King Of Queens.

Arthur says "I have two words for you........I am not goin" (or something like that)

Carrie says "Dad that's four words"

His reply "well excuse me if I'm not an expert at counting words!!!  Fine I have FOUR words for you.............s***w YOU!!"