You know that expression about killing two birds with one stone.......well, i'm not sure what bird i am, but

Question

if i'm going to be killed, i want my own freaking stone, dammit. your thoughts.

Answer 1

I agree! I don't want to be some bonus prize!  

Answer 2

if anything i don't want to be the second bird because that means.... i think at least that the effect of someone else's death would be the cause of mine....like a car crash the driver hits me after having died at the steering wheel from a heart attack and i die as well....or someone dies and i die from grief???? scary

Answer 3

why are you the bird?  You're suppose to be the one throwing the stone, not the bird.  If you want to be the bird then whatever you definitely dont deserve your own stone.  

Answer 4

I think I'd rather be killing ONE bud TOO stoned, but thats just me...

Answer 5

i will die either way, why does it matter?

Answer 6

You can't control your manner of death.  And if you are dead, you won't be able to mentally process your discontent of being collateral damage.