You know that lady that always grunted loudly whenever she swung her tennis racket? Well, would hockey be...?

Question

...harder to watch if every player grunted like that every time they shot the puck?

Answer 1

Maybe the grunt would be better than the four letter words that seem to come out of all the players now.

Answer 2

It wouldn't matter, you wouldn't be able to hear them grunting.

Answer 3

I believe Crosby already makes "women noises", as Mike Tyson called it, whenever someone looks at him the wrong way.

A post-shot shriek would be a natural progression for him, don't you think?

Answer 4

don't they sometimes? i hear it sometimes, but if it happened every time it would be very hard

Answer 5

Serena Williams?  She's a man!

Haha, probably.  It would be so disturbing and awkward.

Answer 6

It wouldn't matter because you wouldn't be able to hear it anyway.  Big difference between a quiet tennis court and a hockey arena filled with 15,000 fans.

Answer 7

They grunt when getting hit, just not when they shoot. lol & i'd hope that they wouldn't play the grunts on the audio, it'd be weird and awkward.

ahhahahahahaaaaa. can you imagine how many girls would cream their panties every time crosby shot though? "oh gawdddd becky, did you HEAR that GRUNT. how sexualllll and sexxxy! ::giggles::"

Answer 8

Ooh, Maria Sharapova. Yummy.

Everything that Anna Kournakova wasn't. Smart, dedicated, and talented.

Anyway, back to the question, uh, I always made that sound after I got slammed into.