You know you're from Illinois when..?

Question

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Answer 1

you drive 2 hours to Chicago to watch a football team lose.

you have corn with every meal.

try as you may, you cannot spell the governor's name.

you go to Indiana to buy fireworks for the 4th of July--and it's April.

you're certain that The Simpsons live in your state.

your car is worth more than your garage.

you have a garage, but you park on the street.

the snowman on your neighbor's lawn has nicer clothes than you do.

you own 1 hat, and you wear it every day.

you've had the same winter coat since 1986.

you've spent hours digging out your parking space after a heavy snowfall, only to have your neighbors teenage son steal your spot.

you've ever punched someone for pronouncing the "S" at the end of "Illinois"

I can't think of anymore. Hope these are good enough for you!

Answer 2

...you were born.

Answer 3

All you see is cows,corn and country!!

Answer 4

you get pulled over for speeding on the interstate when your only 10 over

Answer 5

You've got the most corrupt politicians in the country!