You know you drink too much coffee when...?

Question

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

3. You can jump-start your car without cables.

4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

5. You can't remember your second cup.

6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9. You don't sweat -- you percolate.

10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth

Answer 1

LOL!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Haha...I know I drink way too much coffee!!  

Answer 3

LOL FUNNY!

Answer 4

LOL I drink far too much coffee darling .

Answer 5

when you think nascar is slow.

Answer 6

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Answer 7

You don't sweat you perculate.

Answer 8

11. Your relatives have to "spatula" you off the ceiling.

Answer 9

uhh yeah just a little too much

tho not that much ovr the limit

Answer 10

lol. I like number 6

Answer 11

Don't know about the rest but I have done number 10

I drink the second cup before I'm awake.

Answer 12

u r lame for wasting my time

Answer 13

I am laughing so hard.Soooooo funny my friend  That is great. I would say all of the above shows way to much coffee drinking.

I am usually # 5 and I usually talk way to fast. . Ha ha ha. Thank you for that . Love ya xx sug  

Answer 14

nice ones..

Answer 15

or when someone named baby blue puts up a question that isn't a question MEANING YOU!

Answer 16

answer mine first

Answer 17

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

Answer 18

lol the 1st one.

Answer 19

You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.  i like that one

Answer 20

This is not a question, fool