- You haven't even reached your 21st birthday and you are sitting in an old man's bar on a Friday night expecting something great to happen.
- You are in a cold basement watching "The Thing" on a Wednesday night, drinking Vodka with 3 bald men who have aged way before their time.
- You suggest to your friend that you guys go out and have a fun Saturday Night dinner at Famous Dave's, But your friend declines, saying he can not afford to do it because he spent $45 last night at Richards and Sons Bar and Grill on one too many girlie drinks.
- Your friend is driving and he puts in an old time german marching songs CD. And you are both only 21 years old. What kind of old man's way of life is that?
- viagra, rogaine, gas-x, are products that a girl finds in your room. it turns her off so bad that she never wants to speak with you again. for no young man should have these old mans products in his room.
- you call up your buddy and ask him to go out on a friday night and do something fun. and he says "nah, too tired. i'm just gonna make a fire in the yard hereeeeee."
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