You know you play volleyball if...?

Question

You know you play volleyball if...?

Answer 1

You consider a "ready" position a crouch.

Answer 2

you knnow you play volleyball if you

dive for falling objects

go around saying i got it i got it!!

wear spandex outside of games

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best of luck. my wishes to ya!!

Answer 3

you dont care if you wear spandex to school

you dont care about jokes made by football players

some one smacks you tush and you dont care

you own multiple pairs of diff colored spandex

your knees are so torn up if dosent bother you to slide across the floor

Answer 4

you spend your summer in two-a-days when everyone else is sleeping

u wake up w/ knee pad burns

u aren't afraid to show your round little butt in shorts anymore

Answer 5

. . .your Yahoo Answers name is volleyballchick.

. . .you have the bruises and scars to show for it.

. . .most of your t-shirts are from tournaments/leagues.

. . .you have shoes that never set foot outside.

. . .you know that "Active Ankle" isn't related to "restless leg syndrome".

. . .your two year old daughter yells "Ball!" everytime she sees a volleyball (mine does!).

. . .you refer to Tylenol as "candy".

. . .someone asks if you are going to be there this weekend, you know they are speaking of the upcoming volleyball tournament.

There are lots more, but I am beginning to show my age, as well as my level of addiction to the game.

Answer 6

You walk around restaurants and grocery stores with your knee pads still on.

Answer 7

someone drops something and you scream 'I got it' and dive to the floor

you wear your spankys to bed

the smell in your room is your lucky kneepads that you won 7 games in a row with, without washing them

Answer 8

-you play with family or friends and get mad because they aren't playing right.

-when you don't want to go out on the weekends because you're so tired from that week's practice.

-you're sitting here reading this.

Answer 9

...you need to ask who Kobe Bryant is.

...you consider naming your twins Misty and May

...you have considered spending $125 on net and antennas just in case you play in a gym that didn't have them.

...You've slept with a volleyball like it was a teddy bear.

...somebody mentions volleyball and your head pops up.

...you thought it was cool that in Castaway Tom Hanks was talking to a vball.

...you have one bag for your clothes and another for all your balls.

...you've EVER tried setting a volleyball into a basketball hoop.

...you've EVER tried it more than 3 consecutive times from the 3 point line.

...you block the beginners, just to show'em a little sump'n.

...your idol is a volleyball player...

...you wear shirts that say, "friends don't let friends cheer lead" or "my boyfriend wanted me to choose between him and volleyball...let's play ball."

...you family never has to ask where you've been when they look at you clothes and see sand or grass stains.

Answer 10

you wear spandex & knee pads everywhere.

you love your butt

you're not afraid to hit the floor

you've got tons of bruises

you're loud =D

At the sound of a buzzer no matter where it is, you get attentive and ready

you get down low ;) lmao. =D