You know your a hockey fanatic when...?

Question

You know your a hockey fanatic when...?

Answer 1

When I haven't missed a game in over 2 years (On TV).

Answer 2

you can't play sports that require a ball.

yeah, even golf balls included

Answer 3

...you've memorized every date your team plays, but forget your husband's/wife's or boyfriend's/girlfriend's birthday.  Whoops!

Thankfully, that hasn't happened to me...yet.

Answer 4

you stay up til 1:30 the night before exams because the cup finals are on

(my bad i think i got Cs on those)

Answer 5

when my toilet paper has the red wings logo on it GO PENS

Answer 6

When you gain nearly 20 pounds during the lockout(yes that did happen to me, luckily i worked it off)

Answer 7

you take a PTO day off on July 1st for free agency signings

Answer 8

When you watch every playoff game, regardless if your favorite team is playing. When you have more hockey cards, than dots on your wall. And finally your a hockey fanatic when you spend your spare time looking over hockey statistics.

Answer 9

.. even your bathroom is decorated with your teams memorabilia.

Hockeygirl: I did that! I got a 100 on my Spanish regents, but 70's-85's on everything else.

Answer 10

if ya keep a hockey stick by your bed in case an intruder comes in during a hurricane

Answer 11

this one is easy.

You know your a hockey fanatic when the word "dangles" doesnt sound explicit to you at all.  

You know your a hockey fanatic when you have that blue set of NHL bedsheets with every team from the 90's on it.  

You know your a hockey fanatic when you have the matching curtains.

You know your a hockey fanatic when you play "wayne Gretzky's 3D hockey" every week.

You know your a hockey fanatic when you prefer the "old rules" NHL.

You know your a hockey fanatic when you remember pre-Bettman NHL.

You know your a hockey fanatic when kids you played mites with start getting drafted.

You know you are not a real hockey fan when you are a 30+ yr old man wearing a jersey with another man's name on it, who is most likely half your age.

You know your not a real hockey fan when you call it the "olympia".  Zamboni may be the company, but its is the only name it should go by.

You know your not a real hockey fan when you like the "new rules" NHL and are a fan of gary bettman.

Answer 12

you are now addicted to celebrities lives because the hockey season is over.