You probably heard about the blonde that took her blouse?

Question

in to be dry cleaned. As she was walking out the cleaner said "come again"

She stopped and thought about it and said, "no, mustard".

Answer 1

thats not funny

Answer 2

ya ha ha that/s funny

Answer 3

Nice one!

Answer 4

Huh? Can someone PLEASE explain it to me?

Answer 5

I didn't get it at first...took me a few seconds...LOL

Answer 6

that's funny. a star for you and thumbs up for everyone else!!!

Answer 7

A Plane Trip

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Answer 8

ummmmmmm       lol?

Answer 9

I had to read that twice before I got it, funnier than it looks.

Have a star.

Answer 10

um....haha.....

Answer 11

Explain Please!

Answer 12

that was hilarious. you get a star!

Answer 13

Ha ha ha ha, shades of Monica and Bill, nice one...!

Answer 14

Niiiice :D

Answer 15

lol, for people that don't get it, what I got from it was.

Cleaner- You got CU/\/\ on it again?

Blonde- No it was mustard.