You turned evil & given 20 weak schoolboys & want to turn them into awesome Gladiators in a month to make $$?

Question

you have been turned evil by the Dark chinese monk from Ragtop mountain

A friend sold you 20 weak schoolboys for $20,000 that have been kind napped from there homes

You want to turn them into awesome Gladiators in a month to put in the arena against real gladiators cause it one or more actually survive a fight you will get $50,000 per win in the arena.

How do you Torture & Train these student to become deadly fighters & win you money in only 1 month.

Answer 1

Well, that's got to be the weirdest question I've ever seen on here. Congratulations.

Short answer: Not possible - a month is hardly enough to get these guys in half-decent cardio shape, never mind actually teach them to defend themselves. And if I overdo their training, they'll be worse off than when I started.

So since I am evil, I can only see one way: Teach them how to cheat and how to cheat good. They're going to have to fight dirty: Bite the crotch and don't let go, rub sand in their eyes; that sort of thing. If one of them survives this way, I win. (And since I'm evil, that's all that matters).

Answer 2

wow, what era do you live in??? i thought this was the 21st century, but i could be wrong. i always said i had a bad memory.

Answer 3

I would sell them to michael jackson for $100,000 each instead and not have to worry about the time and effort of training them.