You version of the Australian National Athem?

Question

ok so we've all heard different versions on the athem.....let's share them, here's mine:

Australians all let us rejoice

The weekend now is near

We've worked all bloody week for this

Dear God let's get a beer.

Our desks abound in paperwork

Our hands are stained with ink

In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage

Advance to Friday drinks!!

With joyful strains, destroy our brains

Advance to Friday drinks.

Answer 1

Australians all let us ring Joyce,

For she is young and free . . .

Answer 2

australians all put blinkers on

that way we will never see

that non whites live here too

we know theres asians, aboriginals

turks and lebanese,

but selling an aryan paradise is easier

than reality

in history's page, deny all other race

white is what we see

in joyful strains, van tongeren plays

advance australia fair...

Answer 3

i like it exept for the office type part if you could change that i rekon australia is more blue collar sorry

Answer 4

Rofl, Good anthem, im affraid i havnt created one of my own :[ i only know the origional version :P never heard of any others

Answer 5

I have more pride in my country

Answer 6

WTF.......OMGLMFAO.............hahaha,,,... never heard that before,,,what a beaut,,,I like the one about Joyce too.......thanks you lot,,you've set me up for a great Friday night,,,,think Ill drink to that....cheers  Australia    !!!!

          Love yas...love yas all....