You would like to hire a new employee at your farm.....?

Question

Describe the position, what is required (i.e. education) and what your willing to pay.

Answer 1

HELP WANTED: Must have strong back, weak mind, willingness to work for very low wadges mucking stalls and doctoring cattle. Must also be able to drive a tractor, and properly operate shovel and pitchfork. Being more helpfull than a hand full of dead fly's is a pluss.

Answer 2

Wanted - Hardworking individual with low expectations and high tolerance to physical exhaustion, heat, flies, and dust.

Willingness to work long hours and live at abject poverty level a plus.Knowledge of pitchfork use essential. English speaking preferred, but willing train the right person (mostly using hand signals) Must be willing to work 7 day per week or on an as needed basis. No Holidays. No Insurance. No Medical. No Dental.

Call 1-800 -yea -sure to apply.

Answer 3

Why the heck would anyone hire you on yahoo.. put a add in the paper.. or ask around

Answer 4

Wanted:

strong individual with no home life willing to work long hours for low pay. Must be able to fix and run antiquated machinery and have a working knowledge of horses. Ability to communicate would be helpful. Must be able to work days, nights, weekends and holidays. Must be able to work under pressure, under the weather and sometimes under water.

Hiring now.

Answer 5

HELP WANTED - Responsible, hardworking person with low self esteem wanted for basic farm chores. Clean stalls, drive tractor, groom horses, maintain facilities. Physically demanding, low paying position. Long hours and the ability to take endless abuse necessary. Live in position preferred.

Call 1800 bus-tass for immediate opportunities.

Answer 6

WANTED:  Intelligent, dependable person with basic horse skills needed for slave labor and small wages.  Odd attraction for the odors of nature a must!

Answer 7

WANTED: Very rich man of 25-35.  To Love, Honor and Obey me. Must not be adverse to strange odours, manual labour or animals. No previous horse experience required although  applicants with towing experience would be preferable. Must not suffer any animal/hay related allergies.

Wages: Initially 7 days riding per week to be reduced considerably over a period of several year until spirit has be broken.