Young Johnny's good manners and etiquette class.....

Question

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee"

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out..

Answer 1

oh little johnny is always a great student>>>>>>>>>Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"

Answer 2

thats good

Answer 3

hahaha someone should actually say that

Answer 4

Good joke.

Answer 5

lol cute

Answer 6

LOL LOL LOL....

Answer 7

good one!

Answer 8

OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh!  That is Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious!  Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!.

Answer 9

funny stuff

Answer 10

am i just being stupid because i really dont get it!!!

Answer 11

lol thats funny!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 12

niceee

i lyk ur jkes

Answer 13

lol

Answer 14

You made me laugh. Always good starting your day off with a smile. Thanks and take Care.

Answer 15

the teacher is the r****d, haha lol nice joke man

Answer 16

lol, that was funny.  

Answer 17

Ingenious, need I say more, you've cracked me up with this one...!

Answer 18

lol

Answer 19

LMAO!!!