Your EX permeantly shrunk down to the size of a bug (2-inches tall) and is running across your floor!?

Question

What would you SAY and DO!?

Answer 1

I would capture him and sell him to Cirque du Soleil.

Answer 2

Woah!  It is looking like "Honey, I shrunked the kids"  wonderful idea.  But be care full, bugs and insects are pron to spread the bacteria and viruses.  Just have him by a clean broom and put it in to a garbage beg and just put it carefully in to dust been :)

Answer 3

For the 'abusive' ex (lol, you forgot the word 'abusive'), I'll let him go. Afterall, eventually he will encounter a rat or something. Goodluck to him.

What's with these type of questions? It's de javu....

Answer 4

Well... he was only good for one thing... and since he's shrunk down to 2 inches tall, I'm assuming the rest has shrunk, so what good is he now?!  I'd tie him to a string and let my cat bat him around for a while...

Answer 5

Muahahhaha i would squish him like a little bug!

Answer 6

put him in a little glass cage or jar or something!

then either keep him or sell him on ebay ;)

and i'd call him my cute little buggy-boy or something else embarassing like that ;)

Answer 7

Would step on him without thinking twice.

I hate bugs.