Your alone at a secluded beach at night and you find me buried up to my neck in wet sand, what would you do?

Question

Your alone at a secluded beach at night and you find me buried up to my neck in wet sand, what would you do?

Answer 1

Use your face as a bycicle seat.

yahoo...

Answer 2

i would get you out man

Answer 3

take my dog for a walk near your head post.

Answer 4

Dump a beer on your head.

Answer 5

Ha! That's a trick question. If I were alone on a secluded beach, you wouldn't be there.

Answer 6

ask you to leave me know when the tides on its way in