Your fave inspirational/funny quotes?

Question

i want inspirational quotes with some humor

could be about following your dreams, love, acting goofy, being yourself, musician quotes, or quotes that are retarded yet hilarious

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thnx

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Answer 1

&quot;Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up&quot;

- Jesse Jackson.

&quot;Each day is a little life&quot;

            -Schopenhauer

Answer 2

No one dies from physical fitness.

It&#039;s a jungle out there, kiddies.

You just gotta learn from the wrong things you&#039;ve done.

Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.

h**l, it could be my fault.

The sound of the weather is God&#039;s own Ragtime band.

You need a Holiday.

There&#039;s booze in the blender.

Answer 3

&quot;Don&#039;t worry about people who mind,  because the ones that mind don&#039;t matter and the ones that matter don&#039;t mind.&quot;

Answer 4

&quot;The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward through the night.&quot;

Answer 5

&quot;Holy inferiority complex Batman!  How low is my self-esteem that I&#039;m the sidekick in my own fantasy?&quot; - JD from Scrubs

Answer 6

&#039;the only thing that ever sat

its way to success was a hen.&#039;

             - sarah brown  

&#039;the elevator to success is out

of order. you&#039;ll have to use the

stairs .. one step at a time.&#039;

             - joe girard

&#039;nothing interferes with my

concentration. you could put

an orgy in my office and I

wouldn&#039;t look up. well, maybe

once.&#039;

             - isaac asimov

those are my 3 favorites :)

hope this helps! go to this

website for more :

http://quotations.about.com/cs/inspirati...

Answer 7

&quot;And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light that shines on me. Shine on till tomorrow, Let it be.&quot;

-Let it be, the Beatles

Answer 8

&quot;Of all the people I&#039;ve ever met. . .you&#039;re one of them.&quot;

Answer 9

A word to the wise isn;t necessary, its the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

If the horse is dead, dismount.  - unknown

Answer 10

&quot;nuke &#039;em til they glow and shoot them in the dark&quot;

I made that one up

Answer 11

this is my favorite:

http://files.blog-city.com/files/F06/156...

its soooooo freaking great. my brother loves it cause he loves astrophysics especially.

also, here&#039;s a list of good ones (in poster form):

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/post...

Answer 12

There&#039;s several quotes on the quotations page at www.alternativeeducationbible.com that might help you with that.  It&#039;s a free website by teachers, for teachers.

Answer 13

&quot;if you fall on your face at least your moving in a forward direction!&quot;