Your household furniture? what are their favourite foods?

Question

I have a couch that enjoys breville made sandwiches (cheese , ham and branston pickle) with a side salad of basil leaves and rocket, kitchen table is a little bit fussy -only enjoys organic salmon and pate de fois gras(and its only from IKEA!illusions of grandeur)..The greediest piece of furniture will suprise you--its a footstool--it eats anything! but will devour 1/4 pounders with cheese (side order of fries)and a large pitcher of ice cold Hoegaarden .

What is your furnitures fave food ...and why?

Answer 1

Haha, My sofa likes to eat crackers sometimes he might savour it for later.

Answer 2

I think my bed eats toast, crumbs is that the time?

Answer 3

my couch loves spongebob crisps kindly donated by my 3 year old

Answer 4

My wooden furn' like beeswax,

My floor's like anything the grandkids want to give it!

lol