Your kids funniest moments

Question

i am in the mood to hear some funny stories of things ur kids have done... i know i have plenty of things that make me laugh about my 3 yr. old and when my baby grows up i am sure i will have just as many... What are some of the things ur kids do to make u laugh. or some of the embarassing things they do to u in public, and even odd habits they have....

Thanks guys for your answers!

Answer 1

Lucky you my son just said the most hilarious thing today!

We were watching Go Diego Go and he looked at me and said... "Mommy... Why does Diego need MY help?... Can't he find the blue circle himself?"  LOL!

Also a few weeks ago he was in the car and eating poptarts. He layed the poptarts down gently in his lap and went to grab his toy car. He then looked at his poptarts and said "don't worry, i'll eat you in a minute". He said it in the most compassionate voice.. .like he didn't want to hurt their feelings! Lol

He'll be three in October!

Answer 2

My two year old was mad at Daddy about something during dinner last week and turned to him and shouted, "Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell blood English muffin!"  He was upset and used the giant's words from Jack and the Beanstock to express himself, but apparently has no idea what an Englishman is (although he has eaten a lot of English muffins for breakfast).  My hubbie and I died of laughter.  

Answer 3

Not really a funny story, something my duaghter said once made me lmao.

My duaghterwho was 9 at the time wasnt doin to well in school, her mother in a Cuban American, i told her that if she does not improve her grades i will send her to Cuba.  Now off course i was joking about the whole cuba thing, but shes knows i was dead serious about the grades. Without hesitation she simply turned toward me ( we were driving in my car ) and said " i'll just come back on one of those little boats ". Now again i was dead serious but hey, that was pretty freakin witty, so i pulled over and LMAO.

Answer 4

my son is so f***ing horny, he stuck and swirled his tongue out while my wife is giving birth to him.

Answer 5

My son was in kindergarten and while at recess one day he came walking out from behind a large tree zipping up his pants. His teacher came over to him (luckily it was a male teacher) and asked him what he was doing, he told the teacher nothing. But low and behold by the tree there was a wet spot. Come to find out he decided he didn't want to be bothered to go inside so he just found a tree and went outside. I was so embarrassed. He is ten now and we still harass him about it when we can.  

Answer 6

when i was pregnant with my 2nd daughter at 25,my then 5yr old daughter used2say2me when i was having braxton hicks contractions,r u leaking mum? and r u wet yet? i've never laughed out so loud b4,she cracked me up.

Answer 7

My six year old asked me "is Jesus an American?"  kept a straight face while I answered, then busted up when he was gone!

Answer 8

ha ha okay well my son was holding my hand and we were going to walmart and we were really close to the door but my son wanted to run in first so he was running and turned around to see if I was still there and he saw that I was so he turned back to the front and BOOM he crashes on the door and he falls to the ground and the funniest part about that was when I came to see if he was all right he turns to me and he isn't even crying by the way but he did have all his forehead red ha ha well anyway he turns to me and says "Momma I thought this door was supposed to open up!" Ha ha omg he was too funny I couldn't stop laughing and he got all mad that I started laughing but the way he said it was too funny and it's true what he said it was supposed to open but because he is sooo tiny the door didn't feel him so it didn't open I guess I found that one of the funniest moments from him!  

Answer 9

OK SO I DONT KNOW IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOME OF THESE STORIES,

MY SON DISCOVERED HIS PI PI(p***s) LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO AND HE TOTALLY HAD A HARD ON, HE TOUCHED AND STARTED GIGGLING, AND HE WOULD STOP LOOK AROUND MAKE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKIN AND LOOKED DOWN PUT HIS HAND ON HIS PI PI AND STARTED FLINGING IT AND STARTED BUSTIN UP LAUGHIN HIS A** OFF! OMG I WISH I HAD A CAMERA THEN

KEEP IN MIND HE IS ONLY 2 YEARS OLD.LOL