You’re not a kiwi until …..?

Question

You own at least one pair of gumboots and a swani...

You know all the Lyrics to Crowded house songs...

When travelling lost distance by car at night you hit at least one opossum every hour on the road ....

You own at least one All Blacks item of clothing....

CARE TO ADD YOUR OWN 'funny kiwi' PHRASE.... lets get a big list going ....

Answer 1

....You can't be bothered!

(it's my own personal favorite)

=)

Answer 2

You say 'she'll be right" when something goes wrong.

Pav and Choc log remind you of a christmas day on the beach under pohutakawas in flower.

Answer 3

you have a boil up once a week!!

Answer 4

you've taken the mickie out of an Aussie

You've learnt to say "suck" for "siiiick" (sick)

You think it's unbearably hot when it's really only about 24deg.

You've developed the habit of saying "kiora" when you answer the phone.

You know what a crib is to South Islanders (not a baby's bed)

You know what to use a  "flannel" for

What it is to be a Pakeha ; to have eaten  Kumara and to own a duvet.

Answer 5

When you think 'Pavlova' is spelt 'Pavalova'.

Answer 6

your outsing in yah jandels having bear,bbq wid pavalova aftawards.

oh and your not a kiwi till yah take the mickey owta a ozzy(no offence mATE!!lolz)

Answer 7

you've been to the Bay of Islands at Christmas.

you know what jandals are.

you know what a bach is.

you can find the Nippon clipon.

you can find something to do in Invercargill on a Sunday.

you know what a dairy is.

you've been bitten by a weta.

you've been to an Anzac Day parade.

Come on Kiwis, don't let Australians answer for you.

Answer 8

Well I own a pair of gumboots and a swani.

I know most of the Crowded House lyrics.

Lol maybe not every hours.

I don't like the All Blacks.

You've eaten a HooHoo Grub.

You've been tramping.

You wear jandles even in the winter.

You've made a pav before.

You think marmite/vegemite tastes good.

You own an Edmund's Cook Book.

You put Wattie's T sauce on everything.

You've tried L&P.

You own the Nature's Best album.

You know what a Wife Beater is.

You have a jandle and singlet tan line.

You're sick of people asking whether NZ is part of Australia or not even knowing it's a country!

You don't find it funny that people think you're a sheep shagger.

You're proud of where you come from but you don't boast about it.

Backyard cricket/soccer/rugby/touch.

Everyone gets behind the countries sporting team even when they don't like the sport.

You say- sweet, choice, bro, cuzzie, mean, gumboots, jandles, barbie, chillybin, etc etc!

You say 'ay' at the end of every sentence!

I'm too tired at the moment, but I'll come back to it. I just got back from Aussie this morning and been up since 4am. Happy Australia Day.

Answer 9

Ya lost me - -I'm up the boohai chasing pukakkers.

And that's hokey snori by me,

now it's time for a moi.

Answer 10

You support the Black Caps and  (jokingly) insult the Australian accent

Answer 11

When you have had a 'day off on the Queen'.

Done 1001 things with bailing twine and no' 8 wire.

Been overseas and never left the country - hopped from north to south/south to north.

Answer 12

You've dived off a high tower or brudge wuth only a pis of strung on ya ligs.

Answer 13

you love our Wattie's sauce!

also you call Opossums, Possums.

Answer 14

You've sat through all the Lord of the Rings films just for the sake of it. (I hate those films =P)

Answer 15

I was once asked to go on the fairies d**k. Oh dear it was Ferries deck

Answer 16

You love Watties Sauce??

=D

Answer 17

You move or visit another Country and EVERYONE calls you "Kiwi" - Even your boss!

Answer 18

you wear jandals in the winter and with socks

you have a bbq in the winter

you go into town in barefeet

you have made fun of the demands of maoris..

and have eaten hokey pokey ice cream

Answer 19

you can stand vergimate.