Zodiac school supplies? :)?

Question

Imagine that all the children are going back to school and we're all different school supplies.. what would you be and who would be your friends? Who would be your arch enemies if you had any...lol? Don't forget to mention your sign. You can think outside the box too! :) Personally, I'm Bob, the #2 mechanical pencil, so they can use me for standardized tests and their homework! Yay! Good thing I don't have to be sharpened by the sharpener... it looks scary to be sharpened! Oh look, I'm packaged with three other mechanical pencils: a pink one, a green one, and blue one! I'm the purple one by the way, and proud to be purple! LOL! :) Hmm...my eraser on top of my head smears the poor childrens' lined paper. Hopefully a person that buys me will get a pencil topper! :) Ahh! More mechanical pencils are being dumped on me...wow, everything's so dark now...yikes! to be continued...

Answer 1

Hiya Bob! Can I call you bobby? Haha. Anyway, I'm Stacy, you know, the red colored washable Crayola marker. Now, Mrs. Walleye's third grade class can make every object in their little workbooks that are supposed to be red seemingly come to life. Unlike those dull crayons, I don't get looked over in the utensils box. Okaaaaay, sure they don't have to worry about drying out, but once they get sharpened, I heard, *whispers* they're just never the same.... And besides, half of them are broken anyway. I mean, Mrs. Walleye just tossed those damaged goods yesterday, come to think about it.

Well perhaps I'm being a little bitter towards those crayons, but you just gotta realize when you're played out! And trust me, they are. haha. ha. ha. he. heh. hahaha!

Sorry! Someone's making dots on their happy holiday's card.

Tickle much?!? hahaha. And plus! holidays should be filled with bright, vivid color. Not some sticky, dull colored image. Ya know?

Oh yeah! I was so caught up on crayons that I forgot white out!

they're the biggest bullies in this class!

They make me feel so helpless! Like, ya know, your ink is wasted? Well you wouldn't know about ink, lead maybe, but ya know?

I mean we come in limited supply! Well, we markers do.

Tell you the truth, i'm kinda afraid of white out... but I think it has it's eye out for another marker.... I'm not the BRIGHTEST marker in the box! And it's no longer bright.... I've just been capped....I think...

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Well crayons aren't bad.. Well yes they are, I just feel like you should know your place. and that's at th bottom of the pencil bag with all the rest of the broken crayons!

GUESS WHAT?!? I didn't want to tell anyone, buuuuut. I KISSED A PIECE OF PAPER YESTERDAY!!!

I know, I know!!! And you will never guess! Well you won't but I'll tell you anyway... IT WAS COLLEGE RULED!!! Yes, I know! Cool right?!? And it wasn't even a sloppy one either! His blue lines didn't smear, and I didn't bleed through him. Juuust right!

And yes! The college ruled paper was being used by one of our advanced third graders.... Ironic, no? college ruled paper, and markers? Haha. Did I mention I was the skinny version?

Makes sense.

Answer 2

Hi Hi Bob! I’m Kiya!! Nice to meet you!! ^_^  I’m the little pink eraser in Suzie’s little pink box! I don’t mix well with water (gotta tell you that) and for some reason…I am always scooped up and drowned in this little girl’s juice!! T_T Anyways I get easily frightened of the large grey images!!! So please don’t scoop me up too fast so I can adjust faster….@_@....and for some reason…IM ALWAYS DIZZY!!! -_- Anyways my arch nemesis is the Colored pencils! I mean GEEZ MAN people always throw me back and forth...back and forth until my heads spins when the colors are out of the lines!!! AND PLEASE! DON”T GET MEH STARTED ON THE CRAYONS!!! Oh, sure their bright and all…with the little coats and markings! BUT we ERASERS ARE the one who SLAVES OVER A HOT STOVE…and still Suzie  pays more attention to them! Humph!  ~>_>~

I’m of course, the cutest one of the bunch. I’m packed in with my brother and sister!! My brother is a little grey thin thingy eraser and came all the way from GERMANY! I KNOW I’m JEALOUS TOOO! I’m an Integra eraser and so is my sister!!! BUT she came all the way from OHIO!!! Me…*laughs confidently* I of course came from Georgia! The Peach State. Don’t Hate, Don’t Hate. I know you want to be me! The most unique eraser on the block.



Sun in Scorpio/Leo Moon & Rising ^_^ YAY!

HEY! I SEE YOU< YOU CRAYON! Oh…opps…sowwi that was Little Johnny’s finger. Anyways I’m really handy when I get to erase pencil markings! BUT lately I’ve been replaced with…*shivers* the pencil and eraser combined thingy thing!!! Oh YOUR GONNA GET YOURS YOU CRAYON!

Every time I go to a piece of paper, my face gets smeared and it STINGS! It burns, and I cry!! BUT no ones hears me….V_V…MAN CRAYOLA! STOP LOOKING AT ME! NEVER SEEN AN ERASER CRY BEFORE?!!! T_T Oh! What…What are you doing? Why…OWWW! Stop bending me! It’s getting dark…I can’t see!!!! Oh…never mind. Going back into the ol’ case. Bye Bye!

Answer 3

Hi there Bob, I'm Sunshine a yellow crayon in a box of 24....I have many brothers and sisters who are all very colorful as well. My arch enemies are markers, they think they are soooo cooool because their colors are sooooo bright and seemless, woohoo, whatever! The box my family came in beacame torn so now we live in a pencil bag, not so shabby! Much roomier and cool to meet others that I am not realated to, more to talk about! I am my owners most used color (he is in a phase...) and right now my biggest fear is being broken or all used up and thrown away......

Sun in Sagittarius ;)

giggling....I'm in a generously sized pencil bag that belongs to a sweet little boy, the other kids are always trying to steal us all away from him.....but the little girls seem to like him.....they always complement him on his beautiful artwork(pssst, I helped him)   :)

Crayons are very vibrant and have a much longer shelf life then say a crappy old marker that usually dries up within a week (slur to the markers!). We can be very artistic and help develope this in the minds of children at an early age.....That's what my mom says anyway (She was an oversized crayon in a box of eight until she was retired by my owner, she is a green crayon)

I am permanent unless you get that new Mr. Clean Magic Eraser thingy.....he scares me! But if you color a picture with us and then use (everyone's favorite) Dark Knight (the black crayon) to color over the picture ( it takes a lot of pressure and elbow grease for my young owner to do this) you can make a whole new picture by scratching out shapes and designs with a popsycle stick! Pretty cool huh?! (Pssst I always encourage my owner to do this because it uses alot of Dark Knight's wax per picture, lol, and I would rather he be used up first!) ;)

Stacey, just told on me......I have been retired until a later date. Stupid old markers! They are always outdoing us.....and she's right you know, I never really have been the same since my owner sharpened me.....sniffle......maybe that's why we were retired......sniffle....?

sniffles....a wish to my owner....sniffles....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneyH9Lja...

if I could've only been paint instead....sniffle.....