Zombie - a decent mate?

Question

1)so the zombie is allready dead and killing it again

is difficult (this may be very helpful in a combat/conflict situation)

2)zombies dont age (they are always pretty)

3)their looks are average, so u should develop your imagination

if u want to sleep with one;

4)a zombie can be replaced easily (u wouldnt miss him/her much)

5)they are not very material and are happy with u everywhere;

i would say a zombie is an interresting and original mate;

what do u think ppl?

Answer 1

The zombie would want to eat your brain so I'd stay away from them myself...

Answer 2

From the Zombie Survival Guide (such an amazing book!) that doesn't sound like it would work.

The chemical that reanimates people into zombies after death is called Solanum. It's incredibly toxic, and so far has only been found in zombies. Animals won't eat a zombie's corpse because they know of the deadly effects. This is transferred by an sort of direct contact. This could be their blood in a cut, them biting you, or drinking a vial of the stuff. Also, incidentally, s*x. A fluid transfer of this nature would indefinitely lead to death.

Also, zombies have no power to regenerate destroyed tissue in themselves. Even if they did look good when you got them, in a few years, they would barely be able to move, due to no more muscle tissue.

They're also quite hostile, so you'd need some sort of containment device. If you'd like some supplementary info, I'd suggest watching the movie Fido. Amazing movie.  

Answer 3

Aren't zombies' limbs supposed to fall off?

Answer 4

They dont always stay pretty though, watch any zombie movie, they start falling apart and they are always trying to kill those who are alive.  Never happy because they are always searching for food, so primitive that I dont think they have any sense of happiness.  Now if your talking I am legend Zombies, yes they would stay pretty...but sounds likea terrible idea mate. Sorry. Good try though.  

Answer 5

if your into necrophilia lol :D i think having "relations" with a zombie would be quite smelly...but like i said if your into nechrophilia....

Answer 6

you like dead people?

1) zombies can be killed for good by destroying their brain

2) true, but they rot and rotting dead things stink really bad

3) they look horrible with bits of flesh falling off them

4) who would miss a zombie? i would rather put a bullet in its head

5) zombies don't care about anything, they don't even have a sense of direction, they shamble along until a human crosses their path.